Posted by: arizonad | October 29, 2007

If Scooby Doo Were a Shetland Sheepdog

A little humor about our favorite meddling dog. Please see the first Rule for Content Use if you’d like to share it with others.

If Scooby Doo Were a Shetland Sheepdog…

1. He wouldn’t weigh Shaggy down so much when he jumped in his arms.

“Can’t you run any faster? It’s not like you’re carrying a Great Dane or something!”

2. The gang could never split up for long.

“Shaggy, what are you doing here? I told you and Scooby to search to the left while me and the girls search to the right.”

“Like, we did, Fred, but Scooby herded me back this way!”

3. Shaggy could simply stand up to save his food from Scooby. Scooby would make up for it, though, by begging from the rest of the gang.

“I told you, Scooby, you can’t have my sandwich.”

“Shaggy, you’re being mean! Here Scooby, have half of my sandwich.”

4. It would take a lot more than a couple of Scooby Snacks to convince Scooby to be monster bait.

“A steak? With mashed potatoes and gravy? And a pound cake? Right now? Scooby Doo, we don’t have time for this!”

“Then I’ll stay in the Mystery Machine, and you can darn well catch the mummy by yourself!”

5. He wouldn’t ride in the back of the Mystery Machine; he’d be up front in the girls’ laps.

“Hey Scooby, why don’t you sit back here with your old pal?”

“Because Daphne talks sweeter to me, and Velma gives out belly rubs.”

6. The episodes would be very short.

Sniff, sniff, sniff. “Funny, the Creeper smells like the bank manager. Hey, the Creeper is the bank manager! RAR RAR RAR RAR RAR!”

AZ Dawn

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